Nuptial Decoration - a Craigslist Post

If the real bride and groom are as plastic and hollow as this stunning pair, you can revel in the irony as you place them atop the cake. Just about five inches tall, light as a feather and handsome as can be, this lovely pair will delight at your next matrimonial extravaganza.

She (the one on the right) is cleverly clothed in a white dress with delicate lace. He (the one on the left) is smartly assembled in a fashionable, tailor made suit. These two have been together for quite a long time and look as fresh and young as the day they were wed, not a speck of gray, not a hint of sag and nary a wrinkle in sight.

Make some lucky couple proud and stake a claim on this once in a lifetime opportunity.